50 funny Thanksgiving jokes

Thanksgiving is a national holiday celebrated on the second Monday of October in Canada and on the fourth Thursday of November in the United States.
Although Thanksgiving has historical roots in religious and cultural traditions, it has long been celebrated as a secular holiday as well.
Hope you enjoy these 50 jokes for thanksgiving day.


Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.

What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!

What animal has the worst eating habits?
The turkey, because it gobbles everything up!

Thanksgiving jokes for kids

What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!

What happens when you’re mean to cranberry sauce?
It turns into blueberry sauce.

What Thanksgiving side dish could be given out at Halloween?
Candied yams!

A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer.
After a few minutes the insults stop so the man thinks he might have killed the parrot so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out.
The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.”
Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the t-t-turkey do?”

Thanksgiving turkey jokes

What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!

Why do turkeys eat so little?
Because they are always stuffed.

What part of the turkey does a drummer love the most?
The drumsticks.

Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
The chicken had Thanksgiving off.

What type of glass does a turkey drink from?
A gobblet

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! Buildings can’t jump.

Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies?
Because they use fowl language!

What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!

What happened when the turkey played football?
It got ejected for fowl play!

What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!

What kind of key can’t open doors?
A tur-key.

Why can’t you take a turkey to Church?
They use fowl language.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To show he wasn’t chicken.

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.

Corny thanksgiving jokes

What did they baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s pop corn?

Why was Thanksgiving dinner so expensive?
It had 24 carrots.

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”


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