That’s What She Said

Here we have collected some hysterical funny “that’s what she said” jokes. These jokes offering humor by serving as a punch line that exposes an unintended double entendre.
A double entendre is a figure of speech or a particular way of wording that is devised to have a double meaning, of which one is typically obvious, whereas the other often conveys a message that would be too socially awkward, sexually suggestive, or offensive to state directly.
A double entendre may exploit puns or word play to convey the second meaning. Double entendres generally rely on multiple meanings of words, or different interpretations of the same primary meaning. They often exploit ambiguity and may be used to introduce it deliberately in a text.
Double entendres are popular in modern movies, as a way to conceal adult humor like when James Bond in “The World Is Not Enough”, while in bed with Dr Christmas Jones, he tells her “I thought Christmas only comes once a year”.
Enough said, enjoy these That’s What She Said Jokes.

This one is a long one and gonna be fun.
(That’s what she said)

Me: «My wife’s birthday is in a few days.»
My friend: «Oh? What are you getting her?»
Me: «Off ;-)»
Me again: «Seriously though, probably just something small.»
My friend: «That’s what she said»

«Peter, let me inside.»
«That’s what I told your mom last night.»
«…come again?»
«And that’s what she said.»

A couple was sitting on their couch when their son walked in.
He tries to put his phone on his new iPhone cover.
Son: «It’s too big, it doesn’t fit.»
Father: «That’s what she said!»
Mother: «That’s what you wish I said!»

Violets are blue, roses are red
«Why is this backward?»
«That’s what she said»

My friend: «Get your mind out of the gutter»
Me: «I can’t»
My friend: «Why not?»
Me: «It’s too far in»
Me again: «That’s what she said»

Dad putting cereal in his bowl…
Son: «Can you please put some in my also?»
Dad: «That’s what she said.»
Son: «Please stop!»
Dad: «That’s what she said.»
Son: «Please, I’m only sixteen!!!»
Dad: «That’s what she said.»

I once got kicked out of a group for making too many “That’s what she said jokes”.
Who knew you could not do that at a feminist convention?
«Stop stereotyping me and sexualizing everything I say!»
«That’s what she said»

Are there any therapist who interject “That’s what she said” during their sessions?
If not, it’s a hole that needs to be filled.

Needing a little more room to park our car I said, «another 10cm would make such a great difference.»
And so my wife replied with a stellar «That’s what she said».

«I should stop saying, “That’s what she said”»
«That’s hard Michael»

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