The guy in the café

A man is sitting in a café when suddenly someone he knows comes running to him in panic shouting «Quick, your wife is cheating on you with your best friend in the forest behind the cafe».
The man runs out of the café angry and furious to see for himself and returns after a short while and sits back down on his chair.
The people in the café and the guy that told him are confused and ask what happened.
The man says: «This guy is exaggerating».
«Firstly, it was just a couple of trees. He made it seems like it was a forest».
«Secondly, my best friend he says?! It turns out, I don’t even know the guy».

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