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Yo Mama Jokes

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Here you have some of the best yo mama jokes. These humorous puns can you tell to your kids. They will definitely laugh at these funny yo mama jokes.


STUPID YO MAMA

Yo Mama is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo Mama is so stupid that I told her her birthday was around the corner she went looking for it.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she put makeup on her head and said that she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo Mama is so stupid that she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo Mama is so crazy even Mr. Bean thought she was stupid.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

FAT YO MAMA

Yo Mama is so fat she doesn’t need the internet, because she is already world wide.
Yo Mama is so fat she ate the whole cow just for taste.
Yo Mama so damn fat, I pictured her in my mind and the bitch broke my neck.
Yo Mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came
back wearing flip flops.
Yo Mama is so fat she asked for a water bed and people put a
blanket over the ocean.
Yo Mama so fat she sat on Santas lap and Santa said «ho ho ho holy
shit!»
 
Yo Mama is so fat that when she went on a scale it said «To be continued».
Yo Mama’s so fat, she don’t take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she went to the beach the whales sang, «We are family!!»
Yo Mama is so fat that her childhood pictures were taken by a satellite.

UGLY YO MAMA

Yo Mama is so ugly that her birth certificate contains an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo! Mama is so ugly, she even makes the devil himself wanna go to church!
Yo Mama is so ugly that even the mosquito refuse to bite her.
Yo momma so ugly I took her to the zoo, the guy at the entrance said «Thanks for bringing her back.»
Yo Mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.
Yo Mama is so ugly she tried to enter in an ugly competition and the judges said «we don’t allow experts.»
Yo Mama so ugly. They invented a virus just so she’d have to wear a mask just to hide her face!!!
Yo Mama so ugly she is the only reason that monsters hide under the bed.

THIN YO MAMA

Yo Mama is so thin when she leans on the wall she looks like a crack.

OLD YO MAMA

Yo Mama is so old, she sat next to Jesus in primary school.
Yo Mama is so old, when she went to school they had not the history class yet.

DUMB YO MAMA

Yo momma so dumb when I said, «Drink on the house,» she got a ladder.


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