If you are a fan of the Star Wars movies then you will love these funny Star Wars jokes.
Why did clone troopers go to the Country Music Awards?
He was told to execute Order Dixie Chicks!
Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side.
How many Ewoks does it take to change a lightbulb?
1,001 — one to change the bulb, and a thousand to worship it like a god!
Why did Han Solo dress up like a Russian emperor before leaving the Mos Eisley Cantina?
Because he was crazy about the mess.
My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
I said, «Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.»
What do you call Chewbacca’s half-bird, half-robot pet?
A Cy-porg
When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
In the Sith Grade.
What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when his young apprentice was having a difficult time using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant?
Use the forks, Luke.
What kind of tea do bounty hunters drink?
Boba
Which Star Wars character travels around the world?
Globi-wan Kenobi!
What Did Chewbacca Call His Website That Gave Away Empire Secrets?
Wookieeleaks
What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?
Vader Tots.
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter Chewbacca not as much.
Why did Admiral Piett’s grandmother enlist in the Empire?
She heard they have the best walkers in the galaxy!
Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
Because BB-8 it
What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?
I find your lack of steak disturbing.
What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?
A Hand Solo.
Why was Rose sad while she was reading?
Because she lost her Paige
Why are there no stairs in the Death Star?
Because everyone uses the ele-Vader.
What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child?
Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker.
How are Stormtroopers like a shark in a fight?
They both end up missing a Finn
Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
At the Darth Maul.
What do you call two Han Solos singing together?
Han Duet.
Before going away on another adventure, Goldilocks first stopped at Yoda’s house.
Goldilocks said to Yoda, «I’m leaving on my new adventure.»
Yoda said, «Wherever you go, may the porridge be with you.»
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What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
«Use the horse, Luke!»
Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand?
The second hand store.
What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A Toy Yoda.
What Star Wars character would be best at limbo?
Han So Low
How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
With Ewokie Talkies
What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding?
Bow ties, of course
Why Shouldn’t You Ask Yoda For Money?
Because he’s always a little short.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Which Star Wars character lives in Florida?
Orlando Calrissian.
Why Should You Never Tell Jokes On The Falcon?
The ship might crack up.
What’s the most popular Star Wars movie in Italy?
The Phantom Venice.
What Star Wars Character Uses Meat As A Weapon?
Obi Wan Baloney
Did you hear about the Star Mars movie with an invisible droid?
C-through-PO!
Who tries to be a Jedi?
Obi-Wannabe
Quarantined Star Wars troopers be like “I miss people”
First of all, you always miss.
Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files in Star Wars?
Adobe-Wan Kenobi!
Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
Darth Waiter
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Why were Star Wars 4,5,6 set before 1,2,3?
In charge of scheduling, Yoda was put!
Why was the droid angry?
People kept pushing their buttons.
What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Lukewarm
What is Admiral Ackbar’s favorite type of music?
Trap.
What’s for dinner tonight, dad?
«Wookiee steak.»
Is it any good?
«It’s a little chewy.»
What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?
An elevator!
What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
-The.
What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit?
Mango Fett!
Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
If you’re dating someone who doesn’t enjoy Star Wars puns…
Then you’re looking in Alderaan places
What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
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