Chemistry Jokes

If you are fed up by boring formulas of chemistry, then it’s time for a short break. Here we have gathered some funny chemistry jokes for you. So are you excited? Let’s go towards some scientific humor for you to enjoy.

What did the scientist say when they found 2 isotopes of Helium?
He He

A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: «Do you have any ACETYLSALICYCLIC acid?»
«You mean Aspirin?» asked the pharmacist.
The chemist slaps his forehead. «That’s it!» he says. «I can never remember the name.»

A physics student proposes to a chemistry girl «I love you more than an electron wants to attract a proton.»
The girl replied: «o you carbon monoxide goes away, you have a face like conical flask, now reduce from here otherwise I will oxidize you and you will not become able to reaction anymore».

Do you wanna hear a joke about sodium?

Do you wanna hear a joke about sodium HypoBromite?
Na bro

Chemistry Joke: What kind of dog do chemists have? Laboratory Retrievers

What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers

Two men walk into a bar, One man orders H2O and other says I will have H20 too…..
The second man dies

The lab smells like rotten eggs?
Sorry to hear about your sulfuring.

Dude you should definitely come to this pool party. They have 2 hydrogen for every oxygen out there….

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
You may have graduated but I have got many degrees.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.

I have always had my ion you. You are just Sodium cool. I can’t find anything Boron about you. If I had a nickel for every time, I met someone as perfect as you. I have a few cents. You’re the matter for my Sulfur ever. I think we have a great + bond, so you should be my valentine. Because we have amazing chemistry.

The atoms are walking down the street. The first say “ I lost an electron….
The second says «Are you sure’?»
The first respond «I’m positive.»

A neutron walks into a shop and says: «I would like a coke».
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
«How much will that be?» Ask the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies: «for you? No Charge.»

Florence flask was getting ready for the opera. All of sudden she screamed: «Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!»
The husband replied: «Calm down honey. We will find a solution.»

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
«Oh Bunsen, my flame,» the sodium pinned. «I melt whenever I see you».
The Bunsen replied, «it’s just a phase you are going through».

What emotional disorder does a gas Chromatograph suffer from?
Separation Anxiety

A helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says: «we don’t serve noble gases here».
The helium does not react.

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says,: «AU gets outta here!»

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