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Jokes with Chuck Norris is about Chuck Norris and his capabilities to do the impossible, remain undefeated, and stay alive no matter what?  To be honest his tough-guy reputation gave him a second career in form of the Chuck Norris jokes and humor. The following jokes will give you a good laugh, but make sure Chuck Norris doesn’t find out about this!

Newton’s third law

Newton’s Third Law is not correct. The law states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. But how can a force be equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Mirror

Person 1: When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Death

Chuck Norris was dead for a long time but death was afraid to tell him this!

Time Travelling

Chuck Norris traveled back after building a time machine. He wanted to save John. F Kennedy’s assassination. When Oswal shot, Norris caught all the three bullets in his beard, but JFK died of shock!

Jokes with Chuck Norris

He sold his Soul

Chuck Norris sold his soul to a devil for his martial arts and undying capability. As the devil was finalizing the transaction, Norris horse-kicked the devil, and the devil was embarrassed that he should have seen it coming. Well, both are friends now and play Poker every Tuesday!

The Famous Bet

Chuck Norris and Superman once had a bet on a fight. Loser of the bet had to start wearing underwear outside his pants. Guess who won the bet!

Morning Routine

Chuck Norris doesn’t get up in the morning, put on his boots, makes his breakfast, and get ready for work; he gets up expecting his boots to already be on, breakfast already prepared, while his work gets ready for him!

Darkness

Person 1: Who sleeps with the lights on?
Person 2: Chuck Norris
Person 1: Seriously, is he afraid of the dark?
Person 2: No, he had to keep the lights on because the darkness is afraid of him!

Who is the strongest among them?

Chuck Norris and a group of cowboys were talking at a campfire about which one is the strongest of all. One of them said, “I got hit by a horse with both hooves together.” The second one said, “I had a pissed off bull gore me in the side.” The third said, “I got shot thrice in the chest…almost died.” Chuck said nothing while stirring the coals of the fire with his bare hands!

Global Warming

Do you know the reason for global warming? Chuck Norris is working out more!

Password

Once I tried to set my password for a site “Chuck Norris” and it was rejected with the error “Password too strong”.

Mortal Kombat

Midway attempted to put Chuck Norris into Mortal Kombat but they were confused about a programming error due to which each button was performing a roundhouse kick. When asked Chuck Norris about this glitch, he said “What glitch?”

Covid-19

Ok, the best one was saved for the last! So here is the winner joke!

Chuck Norris has been exposed to the Corona Virus. Now Corona Virus fears for its life and is in self quarantine for 2 weeks!


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