Whether you are an electrician or just like an electrician joke or two you have come to the right place. Here we have many jokes and a lot of good humor.
What is the favorite music of electricians?
AC / DC
Only one way down
Two electricians were on the roof of a barn running power to it from a nearby pole when their ladder blew down. No one was around and they didn’t have a phone, so they started looking around to see if there was another way down.
On one end of the barn, there was a pile of manure, but they couldn’t tell how deep it was.
One of the electricians said to the other: «I think we could jump in that manure and it would break our fall.»
The other one replied: «Go ahead if you want to, but I think I’ll keep looking for another way.»
A couple minutes later he could hear his buddy yelling, «It’s ok. It’s only ankle deep!»
The second guy decides to go for it and takes the leap, but he sinks up to his neck.
As he wades out of the pile covered from head to toe, his buddy comes around the corner. «I thought you said it was only ankle deep» he yelled.
The other electrician says, «Well yes, it is, if you land head first like I did.»
What is an electrician’s favorite animal?
Answer: The elephant
What does it say about the tombstones of electricians?
An electrician and St. Peter
An electrician dies in a car accident a week after his 40th birthday and suddenly finds himself in front of the pearl gate where St. Peter is greeting him and saying «Congratulations!»
«Congratulations for what?» asks the electrician.
«We celebrate the fact that you lived to be 160 years old.» says St. Peter.
«But it’s not true» he says, «I only lived to be forty.»
«That was wierd» says St. Peter, «Because we added up your time sheets!»
Why won’t the electrician’s flowers grow?
What is another name for an apprentice?
The evil genie
An evil genie captured an electrician and two of his friends.
Before banishing them to the desert for a week, the genie allowed each person to bring one thing.
The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst.
The second friend brought an umbrella to keep him from getting sunburned.
The electrician brought a car door, because if it got too hot he could just roll down the window!
When do electricians work best?
When they make good contact.
The faulty chair
A chemist, a biologist and an electrician had all been sentenced to death and were waiting to go to the electric chair.
Finally, the day had arrived. The chemist was due to go first.
As he strapped him in, the executioner asked him: «Do you have anything you want to say?»
The chemist replied: «No», so the executioner flicked the switch but nothing happened.
According to this State’s law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner has to be released. So the chemist was unstrapped and allowed to walk free.
It was the biologist’s turn next.
As he was being strapped in, the executioner asked him, «Do you have anything you want to say?»
The biologist replied: «No, just get on with it» so the executioner flicked the switch, but once again nothing happened. So, just like the chemist, the biologist was released.
Then the electrician was brought forward.
The executioner asked him: «Do you have anything you want to say?»
The electrician replied: «Yes. If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might just make this thing work.»
What’s the difference between God and an electrician?
God doesn’t think he’s an electrician.