Funny jokes for teens

Here we have collected some very good and funny jokes for teens. Most of the jokes for the teenager are based on things happening at and around the school.

People are always telling me to live my dreams.
But I don’t want to be naked in the school yard.

Q: When do astronauts eat?
A: At launch time!

Q: Why was the teenagers report card wet?
A: It was below C-level!

Little Johnny’s friend told him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, «I know the truth.»
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.
Johnny’s mother met him at home, and he tells her, «I know the whole truth.»
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, «Just don’t tell your father.»
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him and say, «I know the whole truth.»
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, «Please don’t say a word to your mother.»
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, «I know the whole truth.»
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, «Then come give your father a great big hug!»

Q: What did the one DNA strand say to the other?
A: Does my bum look big in these genes?

I’ve always liked my neighbor …
But one day he sat a password on the wifi

Q: How do you get straight A’s?
A: By using a ruler!

The homework assignment for my Spanish class was to write a paragraph.
When a student returned his papers, I asked him if he had used Google Translate or any other online translator to write his paper.
He categorically denied doing so.
That led to my next question: «Then why is this in French?»

Two high school graduates are discussing their future college plans.
The first says «I’m planning on going into farming. It is what my father did and it makes good money.»
The second asks «What type of farming? Wheat, corn, livestock?»
«I haven’t decided yet, there are so many fields to choose from.»

Q: How many freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it’s a sophomore course.

Pete visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, Pete’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. Pete noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, «Are these plates clean?»
His grandpa replied, «They’re as clean as hot water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.»
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, Pete was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. «Are you sure these plates are clean?» he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, «I told you before, those dishes are as clean as hot water can get them!»
Later, as Pete was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
Pete said, «Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!»
Grandpa yelled to the dog, «Hotwater, go lie down!»

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