Halloween jokes for kids

Here we have found some Halloween jokes for kids. These are really funny and spooky, so check out our best Halloween jokes for kids if you dare.

A wizard walks into a shop and sees a cute little werewolf. He asks the shopkeeper, «Does your werewolf bite?»
The shopkeeper says, «No, my werewolf does not bite.»
The man tries to pat the werewolf and the werewolf bites him.
«Ouch!» He says, «I thought you said your werewolf does not bite!»
The shopkeeper replies, «That is not my werewolf!»

What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?
The bartender said «Sorry sir, we don’t serve spirits here!»

Two men are walking through the woods when a group of five zombies suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them.
The zombies see the men and they begin to run towards them.
The first guys take of his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on.
The second guys says, «What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun those zombies.»
«I don’t need to outrun the zombies,» the first guy says. «I just need to outrun you.»

A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween and said, «Trick or treat?»
I looked at him and asked, «What have you come as?»
He said, «A werewolf.»
I said, «But you’re not wearing a costume. You’ve just got your normal clothes on.»
He said, «Yeah well, it’s not a full moon yet, is it?»

Trick or treat

Halloween activities often include carving pumpkins, Halloween costume parties and trick-or-treating.
Trick-or-treating is a customary celebration for children on Halloween where they go in costume from house to house, asking for treats such as candy.
In some area kids are expected to perform a joke, usually a simple Halloween-themed pun or riddle, before receiving any candy.
Here are some short Halloween jokes that can be used for this purpose. 👻

What does a skeleton say before dinner?
Bone appetit!

What is a ghost’s favorite pie?
Booberry pie!

What kind of monster likes to dance?
The boogeyman.

What monster plays tricks on Halloween?

What is a ghost’s nose full of?

What kind of music do mummies love?
Wrap music.

What plants like Halloween the most?

What kind of fruit do ghosts love?

Why is a skeleton so mean?
He doesn’t have a heart.

What do witches race on?

How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo.

What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream!

Why can’t you eat ghosts?
They’ll go right through you.

What happens to a vampire in the snow?
Frost bite.

Why did the skeleton climb a tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!

What do you give a vampire when he’s sick?

What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

What does a witch use to do her hair?

What do ghosts like do drink?

Where do werewolves store their junk?
A were-house.

Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
It didn’t have a haunting license.

What room does a ghost not need?
A living room.

What kind of mistake does a ghost make?
A boo-boo!

Did you hear about the monster who ate his own house?
He was homesick.

Why don’t mummies have time for fun?
They are too wrapped up in their work.

What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
A trombone.

When does a ghost eat breakfast?
In the moaning.

How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin!

What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
A sand witch!

Why can’t Dracula play baseball?
He lost his bat.

What do skeletons order at restaurants?
Spare ribs!

What type of coffee does a vampire drink?

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween!

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