Preschoolers like to laugh and are beginning to understand what jokes are and how they work. These jokes are clean and family friendly and will definitely get everyone laughing.
Here are a selection of simple and easy to remember jokes.
Jokes For 4 Year Olds
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready teddy go!
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between us, something smells.
What do kittens like to eat?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
What does a ghost like to eat for dinner?
What is a dinosaur called when it’s sleeping?
Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll “let it go”!
How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
What animal needs to wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
Jokes For 5 Year Olds
What is red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears?
Anything you like, he can’t hear you.
Why do bees hum?
They’ve forgotten the words.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What do elves learn in school?
What do you get if you put three ducks in a box?
A box of quackers!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the zero say to the eight?
Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him!
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What can you catch but not throw?
What has hands but can’t clap?
Knock knock jokes
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go MOO!
Harry up and answer the door!
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
No, it’s kangaroo!
No, YOU’re a poo!