Here we have collected some very good and funny jokes for teens. Most of the jokes for the teenager are based on things happening at and around the school.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
People are always telling me to live my dreams.
But I don’t want to be naked in the school yard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Q: When do astronauts eat?
A: At launch time!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Q: Why was the teenagers report card wet?
A: It was below C-level!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Little Johnny’s friend told him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, \u00abI know the truth.\u00bb<\/em> Q: What did the one DNA strand say to the other? I’ve always liked my neighbor \u2026 Q: How do you get straight A’s? The homework assignment for my Spanish class was to write a paragraph. Two high school graduates are discussing their future college plans. Q: How many freshman does it take to change a light bulb? Pete visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, Pete’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. Pete noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, \u00abAre these plates clean?\u00bb<\/em> Have you read these? –> funny knock knock jokes<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.
Johnny’s mother met him at home, and he tells her, \u00abI know the whole truth.\u00bb
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, \u00abJust don’t tell your father.\u00bb<\/em>
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him and say, \u00abI know the whole truth.\u00bb<\/em>
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, \u00abPlease don’t say a word to your mother.\u00bb<\/em>
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, \u00abI know the whole truth.\u00bb<\/em>
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, \u00abThen come give your father a great big hug!\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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A: Does my bum look big in these genes?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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But one day he sat a password on the wifi<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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A: By using a ruler!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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When a student returned his papers, I asked him if he had used Google Translate or any other online translator to write his paper.
He categorically denied doing so.
That led to my next question: \u00abThen why is this in French?\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The first says \u00abI’m planning on going into farming. It is what my father did and it makes good money.\u00bb<\/em>
The second asks \u00abWhat type of farming? Wheat, corn, livestock?\u00bb<\/em>
\u00abI haven’t decided yet, there are so many fields to choose from.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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A: None, it’s a sophomore course.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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His grandpa replied, \u00abThey’re as clean as hot water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.\u00bb<\/em>
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, Pete was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. \u00abAre you sure these plates are clean?\u00bb<\/em> he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, \u00abI told you before, those dishes are as clean as hot water can get them!\u00bb<\/em>
Later, as Pete was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
Pete said, \u00abGrandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!\u00bb<\/em>
Grandpa yelled to the dog, \u00abHotwater, go lie down!\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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