On one end of the barn, there was a pile of manure, but they couldn\u2019t tell how deep it was.
One of the electricians said to the other: \u00abI think we could jump in that manure and it would break our fall.\u00bb<\/em>
The other one replied: \u00abGo ahead if you want to, but I think I\u2019ll keep looking for another way.\u00bb<\/em>
A couple minutes later he could hear his buddy yelling, \u00abIt\u2019s ok. It\u2019s only ankle deep!\u00bb<\/em>
The second guy decides to go for it and takes the leap, but he sinks up to his neck.
As he wades out of the pile covered from head to toe, his buddy comes around the corner. \u00abI thought you said it was only ankle deep\u00bb<\/em> he yelled.
The other electrician says, \u00abWell yes, it is, if you land head first like I did.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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What is an electrician’s favorite animal?
Answer: The elephant<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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What does it say about the tombstones of electricians?
“Finally Grounded”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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An electrician and St. Peter<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
An electrician dies in a car accident a week after his 40th birthday and suddenly finds himself in front of the pearl gate where St. Peter is greeting him and saying \u00abCongratulations!\u00bb<\/em> Why won’t the electrician’s flowers grow? What is another name for an apprentice? An evil genie captured an electrician and two of his friends. When do electricians work best? A chemist, a biologist and an electrician had all been sentenced to death and were waiting to go to the electric chair. What\u2019s the difference between God and an electrician? Have you read funny knock knock jokes<\/a> or funny jokes for adults<\/a> ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00abCongratulations for what?\u00bb<\/em> asks the electrician.
\u00abWe celebrate the fact that you lived to be 160 years old.\u00bb<\/em> says St. Peter.
\u00abBut it’s not true\u00bb<\/em> he says, \u00abI only lived to be forty.\u00bb<\/em>
\u00abThat was wierd\u00bb<\/em> says St. Peter, \u00abBecause we added up your time sheets!\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ground Fault.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Shock absorber<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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That I’m a horrible electrician.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Before banishing them to the desert for a week, the genie allowed each person to bring one thing.
The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn\u2019t die of thirst.
The second friend brought an umbrella to keep him from getting sunburned.
The electrician brought a car door, because if it got too hot he could just roll down the window!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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When they make good contact.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Finally, the day had arrived. The chemist was due to go first.
As he strapped him in, the executioner asked him: \u00abDo you have anything you want to say?\u00bb<\/em>
The chemist replied: \u00abNo\u00bb<\/em>, so the executioner flicked the switch but nothing happened.
According to this State\u2019s law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner has to be released. So the chemist was unstrapped and allowed to walk free.
It was the biologist\u2019s turn next.
As he was being strapped in, the executioner asked him, \u00abDo you have anything you want to say?\u00bb<\/em>
The biologist replied: \u00abNo, just get on with it\u00bb<\/em> so the executioner flicked the switch, but once again nothing happened. So, just like the chemist, the biologist was released.
Then the electrician was brought forward.
The executioner asked him: \u00abDo you have anything you want to say?\u00bb<\/em>
The electrician replied: \u00abYes. If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might just make this thing work.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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God doesn\u2019t think he\u2019s an electrician.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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