{"id":1307,"date":"2020-05-04T11:29:13","date_gmt":"2020-05-04T11:29:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/?p=1307"},"modified":"2020-11-16T09:22:07","modified_gmt":"2020-11-16T09:22:07","slug":"everything-is-big-in-texas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/corny-jokes\/everything-is-big-in-texas\/","title":{"rendered":"Everything is big in Texas"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A blind man visits Texas.<br>When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed &#8211; <em>\u00abWow, this bed is big!\u00bb<\/em><br><em>\u00abEverything is big in Texas\u00bb<\/em> says the bellhop.<br><br>The man heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge barstool and orders a beer.<br>A mug is placed between his hands. <em>\u00abWow these drinks are big!\u00bb<\/em><br>The bartender replies, <em>\u00abEverything is big in Texas.\u00bb<\/em><br><br>After downing a few, the blind man asks where the bathroom is. <em>\u00abSecond door to the right,\u00bb<\/em> says the bartender.<br>The blind man heads for the bathroom but accidentally enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and he falls in.<br>Popping his head up from under the water and waving his arms and shouts, <em>\u00abDon\u2019t flush, don\u2019t flush!\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Remember to read: <a href=\"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/funny-jokes\/10-jokes-that-are-actually-funny\/\">10 Jokes that are actually funny<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blind man visits Texas.When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed &#8211; \u00abWow, this bed is &#8230; <a title=\"Everything is big in Texas\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/corny-jokes\/everything-is-big-in-texas\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Everything is big in Texas\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1309,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[84],"tags":[157],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}