{"id":1314,"date":"2020-05-04T13:03:20","date_gmt":"2020-05-04T13:03:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/?p=1314"},"modified":"2020-11-16T09:21:55","modified_gmt":"2020-11-16T09:21:55","slug":"because-im-a-blonde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/funny-jokes\/because-im-a-blonde\/","title":{"rendered":"Because i&#8217;m a blonde?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said:<br><em>\u00abMommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count.\u00bb<\/em><br><em>\u00abThe other kids could only count to three but I can count to Ten\u2026.. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!\u00bb<\/em><br>The mother responds, <em>\u00abVery good honey.\u00bb<\/em><br>The blonde asks, <em>\u00abIs that because I&#8217;m a blonde mommy?\u00bb<\/em><br>And the mother responds, <em>\u00abYes dear.\u00bb<\/em><br>Next day the blonde came home and went to her mother and said, <em>\u00abToday in school we learned our ABCs!\u00bb<\/em><br><em>\u00abThe other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! \u2026. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!\u00bb<\/em><br>The mother says, <em>\u00abVery good honey.\u00bb<\/em><br>The blonde then asked: \u00ab<em>Is that because I&#8217;m a blonde, Mommy?\u00bb<\/em><br>The mother responds, <em>\u00abYes dear.\u00bb<\/em><br>The third day the blonde come home from school and said to her mother: <em>\u00abMommy today in school we went swimming!\u00bb<\/em><br><em>\u00abBut I was the only one who had breasts. Is that because I&#8217;m a blonde, Mommy?\u00bb<\/em><br>And the mother responds, <em>\u00abNo Honey, it&#8217;s because you&#8217;re twenty five.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Also check out <a href=\"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/adult-jokes\/las-vegas-street-girl\/\">Las Vegas street girl<\/a> or other <a href=\"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/adult-jokes\/funny-jokes-for-adults\/\">Funny jokes for adults<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said:\u00abMommy! Mommy! Today in school we &#8230; <a title=\"Because i&#8217;m a blonde?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/funny-jokes\/because-im-a-blonde\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Because i&#8217;m a blonde?\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1315,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[143],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}