{"id":1318,"date":"2020-05-04T13:40:36","date_gmt":"2020-05-04T13:40:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/?p=1318"},"modified":"2020-11-16T09:21:29","modified_gmt":"2020-11-16T09:21:29","slug":"mental-stimulation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/funny-jokes\/mental-stimulation\/","title":{"rendered":"Mental stimulation"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, <em>\u00abWhich human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?\u00bb<\/em><br>No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, <em>\u00abYou should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I&#8217;m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!\u00bb<\/em><br>Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, <em>\u00abWhich body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?\u00bb<\/em><br>Little Mary&#8217;s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, <em>\u00abBoy, is she going to get in big trouble!\u00bb<\/em><br><br>The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, <em>\u00abanybody?\u00bb<\/em><br><br>Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, <em>\u00abThe body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.\u00bb<\/em><br>Mrs. Parks said, <em>\u00abVery good, Billy,\u00bb<\/em> then turned to Mary and continued. <em>\u00abAs for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn&#8217;t read your homework and three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Have you read <a href=\"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/funny-jokes\/40-funny-knock-knock-jokes\/\">40 funny knock knock jokes<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, \u00abWhich human body part increases to ten times its size &#8230; <a title=\"Mental stimulation\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/funny-jokes\/mental-stimulation\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Mental stimulation\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1322,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[714,160,715],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}