{"id":1339,"date":"2020-05-06T16:26:52","date_gmt":"2020-05-06T16:26:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/?p=1339"},"modified":"2020-11-16T09:51:58","modified_gmt":"2020-11-16T09:51:58","slug":"in-her-shoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/adult-jokes\/in-her-shoes\/","title":{"rendered":"In her shoes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Arriving home from a shopping trip, a wife was horrified to find her husband in bed with a pretty young girl.<br>Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband called out: \u2018Before you go, I want you to hear how all this came about.<br>Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired so I offered her a ride.<br>She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.<br>Her shoes were worn out, so I gave her a pair of your shoes that you don\u2019t wear because they are out of fashion.<br>She was cold, so I gave her the new birthday sweater you never wear because the colour doesn\u2019t suit you.<br>Her trousers had holes in them, so I gave her a pair of yours that don\u2019t fit you any more.<br>Then, as this poor girl was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, <em>\u00abIs there anything else that your wife doesn\u2019t use any more?\u00bb<\/em> \u2026So here we are!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Also check out this funny joke: <a href=\"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/dirty-jokes\/escaped-from-prison\/\">Escaped from prison<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arriving home from a shopping trip, a wife was horrified to find her husband in bed with a pretty young &#8230; <a title=\"In her shoes\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/adult-jokes\/in-her-shoes\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about In her shoes\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1343,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87],"tags":[762,763,761,764,134],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}