{"id":1365,"date":"2020-05-07T19:07:33","date_gmt":"2020-05-07T19:07:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/?p=1365"},"modified":"2020-11-16T09:20:27","modified_gmt":"2020-11-16T09:20:27","slug":"this-is-your-brain-on-drugs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/adult-jokes\/this-is-your-brain-on-drugs\/","title":{"rendered":"This is your brain on drugs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Two young men appear in court after being arrested for doing drugs.<br>The judge says, <em>\u00abYou seem like nice young men, and I&#8217;d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I&#8217;ll see you back in court Monday\u00bb<\/em>.<br><br>On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, <em>\u00abHow did you do over the weekend?\u00bb<\/em><br><em>\u00abWell, your honour, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever\u00bb<\/em>.<br><em>\u00abSeventeen people? That&#8217;s wonderful. How did you do it?\u00bb<\/em><br><em>\u00abI used a diagram, your honour. I drew two circles like this: O o.<br>I showed them the big circle and said: &#8216;this is your brain before drugs&#8217; and then I showed them the small circle and said &#8216;this is your brain on drugs&#8217;\u00bb<\/em>.<br><em>\u00abThat&#8217;s admirable,\u00bb<\/em> says the judge.<br><br>Then he turns to the second guy. <em>\u00abAnd how did you do?\u00bb<\/em><br><em>\u00abWell, your honour, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.\u00bb<\/em><br><em>\u00abWow!\u00bb<\/em> says the judge. <em>\u00ab156 people! How did you manage to do that?\u00bb<\/em><br><em>\u00abWell, I used a similar diagram,\u00bb<\/em> the guy says.<br><em>\u00abI drew two circles like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said, &#8216;This is your asshole before going to prison\u2026&#8217;\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">You also need to read this joke ???? <a href=\"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/dirty-jokes\/escaped-from-prison\/\">Escaped from prison<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two young men appear in court after being arrested for doing drugs.The judge says, \u00abYou seem like nice young men, &#8230; <a title=\"This is your brain on drugs\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/adult-jokes\/this-is-your-brain-on-drugs\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about This is your brain on drugs\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1367,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87],"tags":[805,804,806,803],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}