{"id":1562,"date":"2020-10-24T19:13:13","date_gmt":"2020-10-24T19:13:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/?p=1562"},"modified":"2020-11-16T08:50:02","modified_gmt":"2020-11-16T08:50:02","slug":"how-to-do-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/funny-jokes\/how-to-do-business\/","title":{"rendered":"How to do business"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>An old man runs a business selling watermelons on the street.<br>His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10<br>A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon.<br><em>\u00abThat&#8217;d be 3 dollars\u00bb<\/em>, says the old man.<br>The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.<br>As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, <em>\u00abHey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing\u00bb.<\/em><br>The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, <em>\u00abPeople are funny. Every time, they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business&#8230;\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you want to read some more jokes and quotes about business? Here you have some:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>???? <a href=\"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/corny-jokes\/pizza-jokes\/\">Pizza Jokes<\/a><br>???? <a href=\"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/funny-jokes\/accounting-jokes\/\">Accounting Jokes<\/a><br>???? <a href=\"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/quotes\/creativity-quotes\/\">Creativity Quotes<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old man runs a business selling watermelons on the street.His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10A young &#8230; <a title=\"How to do business\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/funny-jokes\/how-to-do-business\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about How to do business\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2000,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[1609,1382,923,1645],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1562"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}