{"id":1806,"date":"2020-09-24T09:42:17","date_gmt":"2020-09-24T09:42:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/?p=1806"},"modified":"2020-11-16T09:15:00","modified_gmt":"2020-11-16T09:15:00","slug":"birthday-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/funny-jokes\/birthday-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
Here we have som funny birthday jokes you can tell your kids, mom and dad.
In addition to a gift, why not tell some happy birthday jokes!
Here you’ll find some good jokes to tell.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new car for weeks. He wanted a new truck, but she wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. A man gets up and heads off to work despondent that not one member of his family has wished him Happy Birthday. What an ungrateful lot he thinks. A man gives his wife an expensive bottle of wine for her birthday. Man wakes up and says nothing. Wife annoyed, shouts, \u00abYou\u2019ve forgotten what day it is haven\u2019t you.\u00bb<\/em>
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
\u00abLook!\u00bb<\/em> she said. \u00abJust get me something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me.\u00bb<\/em>
So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.<\/p>\n\n\n\nBirthday Surprise<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
When he gets to work his attractive secretary asks him what\u2019s wrong and he explains.
\u00abWhy don\u2019t I take you out to lunch to cheer you up,\u00bb<\/em> she says.
After a lovely lunch and a couple of glasses of champagne, she says \u00abdo you mind if we drop into my apartment on the way home?\u00bb<\/em>
Interested, he replies, \u00abSure!\u00bb<\/em>
At her apartment she smiles, fixes him a drink, and then says, \u00abI just have to slip into the bedroom for a minute.\u00bb<\/em>
In a moment she\u2019s back with a birthday cake, his family and all his friends.
And there\u2019s him lying naked on the couch<\/p>\n\n\n\nWine<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
After a few glasses the wife blurts out, \u00abI love you\u00bb<\/em>.
The husband responds: \u00abIs that you or the wine talking?\u00bb<\/em>
Wife: \u00abIt’s me, I\u2019m talking to the wine\u00bb<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\nAnnoyed Wife<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
Man goes to work and confides to a colleague, \u00abI think I forgot my wife\u2019s birthday.\u00bb<\/em>
\u00abNot a problem,\u00bb<\/em> he replies. \u00abJust go out and buy her a beautiful new dress and a pearl necklace.\u00bb<\/em>
After work the man races home and showers his wife with gifts.
\u00abOh darling,\u00bb<\/em> she replies, \u00abwhat a beautiful new outfit to pick my mother up from the airport in.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n