The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach.
Suddenly she piped up, \u00abDaddy when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
You need a budget<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? What\u2019s a shy and retiring tax accountant? What\u2019s an extroverted accountant? Why accountants don\u2019t read novels? Check out these funny accounting gifts<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. A young accountant, straight out of university, applies for a job advertised in the local newspaper. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch. If you like accounting jokes, I guess you are good with numbers.
\u00abWhat kind of answer did you have in mind?\u00bb<\/em>
Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget or not.<\/p>\n\n\n\nSome short accounting Jokes<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: \u201cHe\u2019s such a sensitive child. Let\u2019s wait until he\u2019s older before we tell him you\u2019re an accountant.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A tax accountant who is half a million shy and that\u2019s why he is retiring.<\/p>\n\n\n\n![\"Image](\"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Accounting-Joke-The-accountants-wife-1024x576.webp)
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\u00abDarling, tell me about your work.\u00bb<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
One who looks at your shoes while he\u2019s talking to you instead of his own.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.<\/p>\n\n\n\nEthics in accounting<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\u00abHow could you possibly advise the client in the way you did?
That was completely unethical. We are always conscious of Ethics in this firm. You do know what Ethics is don\u2019t you?\u00bb<\/em>
The young partner is offended. \u00abOf course, I know what Ethics is. It\u2019s a county in southern England.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nThe accountant<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\u00abI need someone with a bachelor’s<\/em> in accounting degree,\u00bb<\/em> says the man, \u00abbut mainly I\u2019m looking for someone to do my worrying for me.\u00bb<\/em>
\u00abHow do you mean?\u00bb<\/em> says the accountant.
\u00abI have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters.\u00bb<\/em>
\u00abOK,\u00bb<\/em> says the accountant. \u00abHow much are you offering?\u00bb<\/em>
\u00abYou can start on seventy-five thousand,\u00bb<\/em> says the owner.
\u00abSeventy-five thousand dollars. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?\u00bb<\/em>
\u00abThat,\u00bb<\/em> says the man, \u00abis your first worry.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Can you solve these riddles: Riddles with numbers<\/a>?
Or maybe you want to read some Lawyer jokes<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"