\u00abIs that a dog you got back there?\u00bb<\/em> he asked.
\u00abIt sure is,\u00bb<\/em> I replied.
Puzzled the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van.
Finally he said, \u00abWhat did he do?\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
Expensive dog<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
Two men are talking about animals. A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender straight in the eye and says: \u00abHey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? Amazing right? What about a drink?\u00bb<\/em> On the door of a general store, a customer noticed the sign reading, \u00abDanger! Beware of the dog!\u00bb<\/em> A man takes his BULLDOG to the vet and says: \u00abmy dog is cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?\u00bb<\/em> A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. Why did the dog cross the road twice? Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs? What kinds of stores do dogs love the most? Why did the snowman name his dog “Frost”? What dog keeps the best time? Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes? Want to laugh som more. Read these funny jokes for teens<\/a> or maybe some Halloween jokes for kids<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
One says to the other: \u00abI know of a dog who is worth 10.000$\u00bb<\/em>.
\u00abReally\u00bb<\/em> replies the other. \u00abWho would have though a dog could save so much\u00bb.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nThe dog in the bar<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
The bartender thinks for a moment and says: \u00abSure the toilets are right around the corner\u00bb.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n![\"Hot](\"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Dog-Joke-Hot-dog-1024x576.webp)
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He carefully entered the store, but once inside all he saw was a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.
He asked the store manager: \u00abIs that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?\u00bb<\/em>
\u00abYep, that\u2019s him\u00bb<\/em> he replied.
The stranger could not help but amused.
\u00abThat certainly does not look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?\u00bb<\/em>
\u00abBecause,\u00bb<\/em> the owner replied, \u00abbefore I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him\u00bb.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nThe cross-eyed dog<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
The vet thinks for few seconds and says, \u00abWell, let\u2019s have a look at him\u00bb<\/em>.
The vet picks the dog up while examining his eyes. At long last, he says, \u00abI am going to have to put him down\u00bb.<\/em>
\u00abWhat? Just because he is cross-eyed?\u00bb<\/em>
\u00abNo because he is really, really heavy\u00bb.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00abI can hardly believe my eyes!\u00bb<\/em> he exclaimed. \u00abThat\u2019s the smartest dog I have ever seen\u00bb<\/em>
\u00abNah, he is not so smart,\u00bb<\/em> the friend replied.
\u00abI have beaten him three games out of five\u00bb.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nA few short dog jokes<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
He was trying to fetch a boomerang.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Santa paws!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Re-tail stores!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because “Frost” bites!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A watch dog!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A Chi-ha-ha!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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