Preschoolers like to laugh and are beginning to understand what jokes are and how they work. These jokes are clean and family friendly and will definitely get everyone laughing.
Here are a selection of simple and easy to remember jokes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready teddy go!
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between us, something smells.
What do kittens like to eat?
Mice cream.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
What\u2019s a pirate\u2019s favorite letter?
Arrrrrrrrrr
What does a ghost like to eat for dinner?
Spoook-ghetti
What is a dinosaur called when it\u2019s sleeping?
A dino-SNORE
Why shouldn\u2019t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she\u2019ll \u201clet it go\u201d!
How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
They wave!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I\u2019ll meet you at the corner!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?
Nacho cheese!
What animal needs to wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Why can\u2019t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears?
Anything you like, he can\u2019t hear you.
Why do bees hum?
They\u2019ve forgotten the words.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn\u2019t peeling well.
What do elves learn in school?
The ELF-abet!
What do you get if you put three ducks in a box?
A box of quackers!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him!
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken\u2019s foot!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
What has hands but can\u2019t clap?
A clock!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Knock, knock.
Who\u2019s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who\u2019s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go MOO!
Knock, knock.
Who\u2019s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock.
Who\u2019s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it\u2019s cold out here!
Knock, knock
Who\u2019s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
No, it\u2019s kangaroo!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe Who?
No, YOU’re a poo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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