Here we have found some Halloween jokes for kids. These are really funny and spooky, so check out our best Halloween jokes for kids if you dare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A wizard walks into a shop and sees a cute little werewolf. He asks the shopkeeper, \u00abDoes your werewolf bite?\u00bb<\/em> What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar? Two men are walking through the woods when a group of five zombies suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween and said, \u00abTrick or treat?\u00bb<\/em> Halloween activities often include carving pumpkins, Halloween costume parties and trick-or-treating. What does a skeleton say before dinner? What is a ghost\u2019s favorite pie? What kind of monster likes to dance? What monster plays tricks on Halloween? What is a ghost\u2019s nose full of? What kind of music do mummies love? What plants like Halloween the most? What kind of fruit do ghosts love? Why is a skeleton so mean? What do witches race on? How do ghosts wash their hair? What is a monster\u2019s favorite dessert? Why can’t you eat ghosts? What happens to a vampire in the snow? Why did the skeleton climb a tree? What do you give a vampire when he\u2019s sick? What do moms dress up as on Halloween? What does a witch use to do her hair? What do ghosts like do drink? Where do werewolves store their junk? Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? What room does a ghost not need? What kind of mistake does a ghost make? Did you hear about the monster who ate his own house? Why don\u2019t mummies have time for fun? What is a skeleton\u2019s favourite instrument? When does a ghost eat breakfast? How can you tell if a vampire has a cold? What do you call a witch that lives at the beach? Why can\u2019t Dracula play baseball? What do skeletons order at restaurants? What type of coffee does a vampire drink? Knock knock\u2026 ????
The shopkeeper says, \u00abNo, my werewolf does not bite.\u00bb<\/em>
The man tries to pat the werewolf and the werewolf bites him.
\u00abOuch!\u00bb<\/em> He says, \u00abI thought you said your werewolf does not bite!\u00bb<\/em>
The shopkeeper replies, \u00abThat is not my werewolf!\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The bartender said \u00abSorry sir, we don’t serve spirits here!\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The zombies see the men and they begin to run towards them.
The first guys take of his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on.
The second guys says, \u00abWhat are you doing? Sneakers won\u2019t help you outrun those zombies.\u00bb<\/em>
\u00abI don\u2019t need to outrun the zombies,\u00bb<\/em> the first guy says. \u00abI just need to outrun you.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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I looked at him and asked, \u00abWhat have you come as?\u00bb<\/em>
He said, \u00abA werewolf.\u00bb<\/em>
I said, \u00abBut you’re not wearing a costume. You’ve just got your normal clothes on.\u00bb<\/em>
He said, \u00abYeah well, it’s not a full moon yet, is it?\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Trick-or-treating is a customary celebration for children on Halloween where they go in costume from house to house, asking for treats such as candy.
In some area kids are expected to perform a joke, usually a simple Halloween-themed pun or riddle, before receiving any candy.
Here are some short Halloween jokes that can be used for this purpose. ????<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Bone appetit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Booberry pie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The boogeyman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Prank-enstein!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Boooogers!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wrap music.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bam-BOO!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Boo-berries.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He doesn\u2019t have a heart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vroomsticks!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
With shamboo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I scream!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They’ll go right through you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Frost bite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because a dog was after his bones!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Coffin-drops.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mummies!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Scarespray!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ghoul-aid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A were-house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It didn\u2019t have a haunting license.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A living room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A boo-boo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was homesick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are too wrapped up in their work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A trombone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the moaning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He starts coffin!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A sand witch!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He lost his bat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Spare ribs!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De-coffin-ated!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who\u2019s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Wan’t more? Then you need to read some Funny knock knock jokes<\/a> or check out other Jokes for kids<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"