{"id":906,"date":"2020-04-21T13:07:53","date_gmt":"2020-04-21T13:07:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/?p=906"},"modified":"2020-11-16T09:24:27","modified_gmt":"2020-11-16T09:24:27","slug":"40-funny-knock-knock-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/funny-jokes\/40-funny-knock-knock-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"40 funny knock knock jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Here we have funny knock knock jokes. These jokes are clean and suitable for both kids and adults. Hope you find them hilarious. They are funny and will make you laugh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Cow says.<br>Cow says who?<br>No, a cow says mooooo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock knock.<br>Who&#8217;s there?<br>Hatch.<br>Hatch who?<br>God bless you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Boo.<br>Boo who?<br>Don\u2019t cry, it\u2019s just a joke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Says.<br>Says who?<br>Says me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who&#8217;s there?<br>Art<br>Art who?<br>R2-D2<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock knock.<br>Who&#8217;s there?<br>Yah.<br>Yah who?<br>No thanks, I use Google.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Spell.<br>Spell who?<br>W. H. O.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who&#8217;s there?<br>Mary and Abbey.<br>Mary and Abbey who?<br>Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Nun<br>Nun who?<br>Nun of your business!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Hawaii.<br>Hawaii who?<br>I\u2019m good. Hawaii you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock knock.<br>Who&#8217;s there?<br>Aida.<br>Aida who?<br>Aida sandwich for lunch today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Woo.<br>Woo who?<br>Glad you\u2019re excited, too!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Needle.<br>Needle who?<br>Needle little help right now!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Dozen.<br>Dozen who?<br>Dozen anyone want to let me in?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Stupid.<br>Stupid who?<br>Stupid you, that\u2019s who.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator 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https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Knock-knock-joke-Says-me-313x313.jpg 313w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" class=\"wp-image-1001 sp-no-webp\" alt=\"Says Who - Says me\" decoding=\"async\"  > <\/picture><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Olive.<br>Olive who?<br>Olive you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Theodore.<br>Theodore who?<br>Theodore is stuck. Open up!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Robin.<br>Robin who?<br>Robin you. Give me your money!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock knock.<br>Who&#8217;s there?<br>Police.<br>Police who?<br>Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Mary.<br>Mary who?<br>Mary Christmas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Harry.<br>Harry who?<br>Harry up, it\u2019s cold outside!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Justin.<br>Justin who?<br>Justin time for dinner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Abby.<br>Abby who?<br>Abby birthday to you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Al.<br>Al who?<br>Al give you a hug if you open this door!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who&#8217;s there?<br>Mikey.<br>Mikey who?<br>Mikey isn&#8217;t working, can you let me in?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock knock.<br>Who&#8217;s there?<br>Closure.<br>Closure who?<br>Closure mouth while you&#8217;re chewing!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, ! Knock!<br>Who&#8217;s there?<br>I am.<br>I am who?<br>You tell me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who&#8217;s there?<br>Oink oink.<br>Oink oink who?<br>Make up your mind. Are you a pig or an owl?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, Knock!<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Ken<br>Ken who?<br>Ken I come in?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock, knock.<br>Who&#8217;s there?<br>Wanda<br>Wanda who?<br>Wanda hang out with me right now?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Knock Knock<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Water.<br>Water who?<br>Water you doing? Just open the door!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock, knock.<br>Who&#8217;s there?<br>Wanda<br>Wanda who?<br>Wanda hang out with me right now?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock knock.<br>Who&#8217;s there?<br>Adore.<br>Adore who?<br>Adore is between us. Open up!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock Knock<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Water.<br>Water who?<br>Water you doing? Just open the door!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock knock.<br>Who&#8217;s there?<br>Tyrone.<br>Tyrone who?<br>Tyrone shoelaces!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Knock Knock<br>Who\u2019s there?<br>Water.<br>Water who?<br>Water you doing? Just open the door!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Have you read <a href=\"https:\/\/jokes-and-riddles.com\/jokes\/funny-jokes\/the-worlds-funniest-jokes\/\">The world\u2019s funniest jokes<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here we have funny knock knock jokes. These jokes are clean and suitable for both kids and adults. 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