Here we have collected many quotes about life. You’ll find funny quotes, short and sad. We have quotes about life and love, life and happiness and about how life is hard.
Funny quotes about life
Enjoy some funny quotes about life.
Keep rolling your eyes.
Maybe one day you’ll find a brain back there.
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.Douglas Adams
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ‘Wow! What a Ride!’Hunter S. Thompson
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colin’. Need I say more?Chris Rock
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.Albert Einstein
It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.Mark Twain
Short funny quotes about life
I have a list of people you missed.
Sometimes I wish i was a bird…
So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.Stephen Hawking
Do not take life too seriously.Elbert Hubbard
You will never get out of it alive.
I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life.Arthur C. Clarke
It’s just been too intelligent to come here.
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.Robert Frost
If you don’t know where you’re going, any road’ll take you there.George Harrison
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.Woody Allen
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.Winston S. Churchill
Sad quotes about life
Books say: She did this because.Julian Barnes
Life says: She did this.
Books are where things are explained to you; life is where things aren’t. I’m not surprised some people prefer books.
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.Terry Pratchett
I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.Woody Allen
I can’t set my hopes too high,Demi Lovato
‘Cause every hello ends with a goodbye.
I have learned now that while those who speak about one’s miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more.C. S. Lewis
quotes about life and love
This life is what you make it.Marilyn Monroe
No matter what, you’re going to mess up sometimes, it’s a universal truth, but the good part is you get to decide how you’re going to mess it up.
Girls will be your friends – they’ll act like it anyway, but just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything – they’re your true best friends. Don’t let go of them.
Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world.
As for lovers, well, they’ll come and go too.
And baby, I hate to say it, most of them – actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but you can’t give up because if you give up, you’ll never find your soulmate. You’ll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything.
Just because you fail once, doesn’t mean you’re gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don’t, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life’s a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
If you love life, don’t waste time, for time is what life is made up of.Bruce Lee
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.Phyllis Diller
You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters?Bob Marley
She’s not perfect—you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can.
She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break—her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.Elbert Hubbard
Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around.Bob Marley
You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you.
When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful.
There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are.
The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colours seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all.
A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you.
You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you.
You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile.
Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.
quotes about life and happiness
Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.Aristotle
Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.Allen Saunders
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.Mahatma Gandhi
Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.John Lennon
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.Mark Twain
When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.John Lennon
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.Albert Einstein
Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it.Steve Jobs
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.Ralph Waldo Emerson
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.Woody Allen
Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.Abraham Lincoln
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.Mark Twain
Those who are not looking for happiness are the most likely to find it, because those who are searching forget that the surest way to be happy is to seek happiness for others.Martin Luther King Jr.
quotes about how life is hard
When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “Plot Twist!” and move on.
Life is not a fairy tale.
If you lose your shoe at midnight,
My four moods:
I’m too old for this shit,
I’m too tired for this shit,
I’m too sober for this shit,
I don’t have time for this shit!
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.Robert Benchley
There may be people who have more talent than you, but there’s no excuse for anyone to work harder than you do – and I believe that.Derek Jeter
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.Cathy Guisewite
Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to do the work. I live by that. You grind hard so you can play hard. At the end of the day, you put all the work in, and eventually it’ll pay off. It could be in a year, it could be in 30 years. Eventually, your hard work will pay off.Kevin Hart
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.Isaac Asimov
Simple can be harder than complex: You have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple. But it’s worth it in the end because once you get there, you can move mountains.Steve Jobs
quotes about living life
Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each is to succeed.Corita Kent
Your time is limited; don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma, which is living the result of other people thinking.Steve Jobs
Don’t let the noise of other’s opinion drowned your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition, they somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.
You have not live today until you have done something for someone who can never repay you.John Bunyan
If you really want to do something, you will find a way; if you don’t you will find an excuse.Jim Rohn
Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by product of other activities.Aldous Huxley
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant.Doctor Who
The great lesson of life is that you are responsible for your life.Oprah Winfrey
A good plan is like a road map: it shows the final destination and usually the best way to get there.H. Stanley Judd
Success consists of growing from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.Winston Churchill
There are only two ways to live your life. One is tough nothing is a miracle. The other is as tough everything is a miracle.Albert Einstein
it’s your limited power to care and to love that can make the biggest difference in the quality of your life.Tony Robbins
You choose the life you live. If you don’t like it, it’s on you to change it because no one else is going to do it for you.Kim Kiyosaki
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