Here we have funny knock knock jokes. These jokes are clean and suitable for both kids and adults. Hope you find them hilarious. They are funny and will make you laugh.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
R2-D2
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No thanks, I use Google.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stupid.
Stupid who?
Stupid you, that’s who.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck. Open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you. Give me your money!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold outside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth while you’re chewing!
Knock, ! Knock!
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You tell me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind. Are you a pig or an owl?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing? Just open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing? Just open the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing? Just open the door!
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