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What Do You Call Jokes

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What do you call a greedy lobster? Shellfish. This and 29 other funny “What Do You Call” Jokes will you find here that you can tell other people.

There are several type of jokes, you have knock knock jokes you can tell to kids, and you have dad jokes to all the dads out there. On this site we also have some Jokes about the army, but if you want some short and simple jokes you can tell your frinds we have “what do you call” jokes. These types of jokes are easy to tell, and usually involve some good puns (remember to read some ice cream puns).

Here we have collected 30 funny “What Do You Call Jokes”, enjoy.

What do you call someone who just got run over by a tank?
Crunchy.

What do you call an American Naval ship hijacked by pirates?
USS-Arrrr!

What do you call a sad cheese?
A Blue cheese.

What do you call a snail aboard a ship?
A snailor.

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
A stick.

What do you call a Jedi with one arm?
Hand Solo.

What do you call a pig with a black belt in karate?
A pork chop.

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
A satisfactory.

What do you call a Ford Fiesta out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.

What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?
A pinch hitter.

What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.

What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

What do you call the security guards outside the Samsung factory?
The Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a bathroom superhero?
Flush Gordon

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
Salad Shooter.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.

What do you call a magical poop?
Poodini.

What do you call a fairy in the bathroom?
Stinkerbell

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician

What do you call a guy who crosses the road twice?
A double crosser

What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
A father-in-law.

What do you call kids in the military?
Infantry.

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What do you call a female police officer playing guitar?
She-riff

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?
A cellfie.

What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree?
Branch manager.

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?
A URL-ologist.


Want more?
Then you should read Funny jokes for teens or maybe try some easy riddles for kids?